Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe.
jeou:
have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner
because i have

(Source: barebacktothefuture)
We Californians be like
“Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous”
“Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”
“So fucking fetch”
(Source: nevver)
…who have consistently turned out some of the best, most well-written pieces of fanfiction for the last sixteen years and have asked for NOTHING in return.
You guys are the shit.
for every popular text post you reblog there is a crying blogger on the other side drowning in notifications
DON’T YOU DARE
you know you secretly like it
So I pokemon-fusioned and
…
the MAJESTY
I fucking CAN’T